Alien Abduction

Yesterday night I was abducted by aliens.
Lucky for me the held me ransom only 2 mm away from the place they abducted me from. They conducted all kinds of vivisections (and even a dissection when I wasn't looking) on me and replaced several body parts with exact replica's. 3 hours later I was completely exhausted and largely fed up with it so I turned on the light and discovered their home base under the neighboring pillow. With one mighty swipe I wiped these ants away from my bed and told them to go and abduct some banana tree or so (which they did).
I also fell with the motorbike and turned my big toe in a bloody mess.
Now the locals can track me down following the red dots. I wonder how I will taste boiled...